Duck, Duck, Plover???
DUCK |
DUCK |
PLOVER |
Forget "duck, duck, goose," we have "duck, duck, plover!"
HIM: "You got a package today. It's heavy. What did you order?"
ME: "Rock ducks. Look. Aren't they adorable? There's three of them and they are all different."
HIM: "You paid money for those????"
ME: "Yep and I LOVE them!"
HIM: "With all the rocks here in CT we could have made them."
ME: "Really? What would you use to make their bills?"
Like I said in the beginning of the story, it was years ago. I'm still waiting for an answer.
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