Fast, Furious, and Old
Under the watchful eye of "the old woman", "the old man" continued his mission. Aside from hitting an occasional boulder that he didn't see (although he refuses to admit that he needs new glasses), mowing the majority of the lawn was a non-event.
However, "the old woman" thought she should remain outside on the deck pretending to clean the furniture as "the old man" zipped around the yard through the moist, green grass. She was reluctant to go inside since she did not want the newly planted hydrangeas to be accidentally run over. You see, the "old man" drives is mower at warp speed.
The "old woman's" reasoning was based on what happened while she was sitting on the deck watching the "old man" zip around on that powerful mower. You see, as he began to near the decks, suddenly it was as if an earthquake was taking place. The entire deck was shaking beneath the "old woman"!
Was the large deck (built by the "old man") collapsing? Oh no.
Not to worry readers...it was only because the "old man" ran each of the pillars that brace the deck with the powerful 62 inch wide commercial mower that the "old man" insists on riding. This is the mower he wants the "old woman" to learn how to operate!!! (Lets all LOL now, shall we?)
The point of this rant is simple:
Why is it that soe men need to behave like cavemen?
We don't live in a cave! We live in a house. We are civilized. We no longer HAVE to hunt for food. We grocery shop.
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However, "the old woman" thought she should remain outside on the deck pretending to clean the furniture as "the old man" zipped around the yard through the moist, green grass. She was reluctant to go inside since she did not want the newly planted hydrangeas to be accidentally run over. You see, the "old man" drives is mower at warp speed.
The "old woman's" reasoning was based on what happened while she was sitting on the deck watching the "old man" zip around on that powerful mower. You see, as he began to near the decks, suddenly it was as if an earthquake was taking place. The entire deck was shaking beneath the "old woman"!
Was the large deck (built by the "old man") collapsing? Oh no.
Not to worry readers...it was only because the "old man" ran each of the pillars that brace the deck with the powerful 62 inch wide commercial mower that the "old man" insists on riding. This is the mower he wants the "old woman" to learn how to operate!!! (Lets all LOL now, shall we?)
Why is it that soe men need to behave like cavemen?
We don't live in a cave! We live in a house. We are civilized. We no longer HAVE to hunt for food. We grocery shop.
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Fast, Furious, and Old
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